Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. A fetishisation of aliens and other non-earthly beings. Can be for any appendages or features of the creature. More often than not, it is for the general incomprehensible and indescribable nature of the alien. These feelings cause arousement for those who have this fetish.
by Skippidy toilenist May 20, 2024
Get the q u v e r tmug. The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.
by Bildo the baggage claimant June 21, 2021
Get the T-Dockingmug. Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)mug. They are the best and and tallest couple they are slender couple Toby is dumb but he’s cute and has big nose and feet and is funny and needs mental help and C is a queen and is the better person in the relationship and has the most brains but she puts up with him and they get drunk and read books on Italian while T practices his speech as he cannot talk as he thiccc.
by Yourmumingeorge69 November 25, 2021
Get the T+Cmug. Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud April 16, 2022
Get the Wet t-shirtmug. A T-Gina is a sexc guy who gets way too many bitches T-Gina makes every girl wet just by being in the area.
by R-Gina March 8, 2022
Get the T-Ginamug.