Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cures include getting a better job.
Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
Get the Lonely Receptionist Syndrome mug.When your teeth are so bad and out of proportion that they look like they belong in a mako sharks mouth.
by Dano the Mano! November 6, 2011
Get the Mako Tooth Syndrome mug.The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.
Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.
Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
by kiwigummy September 4, 2011
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Get the mama monkey syndrome mug.When you are such a big fan of someone, and you obsess over them so much that you are incapable of talking to them like a real person. You see them as a celebrity and that they are better than you, even though they are most likely close to your age. You can’t stop fangirling over them no matter what you do.
“Omg he’s so cool and talented I wish I could talk to him” “You can, you literally go to the same school. I think you’re becoming a victim of fan girl syndrome.”
by eyeswoaface4838 April 21, 2023
Get the Fan girl syndrome mug.Haley derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Haley’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his governorship and tenure at the United Nations.
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Get the Haley Derangement Syndrome mug.Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019
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