Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cures include getting a better job.
Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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by Dano the Mano! November 6, 2011
Get the Mako Tooth Syndrome mug.The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.
Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.
Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
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Get the mama monkey syndrome mug.When you are such a big fan of someone, and you obsess over them so much that you are incapable of talking to them like a real person. You see them as a celebrity and that they are better than you, even though they are most likely close to your age. You can’t stop fangirling over them no matter what you do.
“Omg he’s so cool and talented I wish I could talk to him” “You can, you literally go to the same school. I think you’re becoming a victim of fan girl syndrome.”
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Get the Fan girl syndrome mug.Haley derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Haley’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his governorship and tenure at the United Nations.
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After trying to purchase a lighter and being offered a pink lighter by the cashier, John trashed the store. He must suffer from Pink Lighter Syndrome.
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