Off da Chain

something that is quite swell

Gee whiz Francis, that cavier sure is off da chain!

by Bartholemew James Thomas IV November 7, 2003

get off me

when someone is crowding your space, physically and or mentally

i walk into a room, and the kid says where were you?

i was in the bathroom, get off me.

idk, it may be something useful to someone who always gets bombarded with questions that you dont feel like you should have to answer... "get off me!"

by that's the guy February 8, 2009

Step off Bitch

To tell a person of the female variety to get out your way, or stand down.

Girl: "Where u just lookin at that other girls ass?!"

Guy: "Step off bitch! I do what I want!"

by ukfxjesus June 16, 2012

jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

Mexican Slap Off

When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.

Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.

by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015

Flange off

When two females get together and compare the size of their vaginas. Usually done while their boyfriends/husbands are out on the piss

*two ladies sitting there bored becuase their blokes have gone out*

"I know what we can do, Lets have a flange off!"

"ooo look - yours is much wider than mine"

by Flangaltor August 12, 2009

tittying off

where you use an erect nipple as a golfing tee, to help with a driving shot down the fairway.

My girlfriend and I went golfing the other day but i left all my tees at home. "Not to worry" she said as she whacked her tits out and i tittied off (past tense of tittying off) right there and then!

by nodge March 5, 2010