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John Isaac

Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.
John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh

John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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John

A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl
damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl
by big king john November 21, 2023
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John Gutter

The first level of pizza tower. Also has a pretty hard lap 3.
NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.
by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023
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John Day

Me - "hey mum, who's your favourite wrestler?"

My mum -"John Day"
by Totally not John Day November 22, 2021
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john mulder

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay
Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?
by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020
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John

by 98765421 October 16, 2017
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Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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