Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

Chocolate Prodder

A homosexual man.

Elton John is a right chocolate prodder.

by cuntyballsack November 3, 2012

the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017

chocolate covered strawberries

the ultimate sex food

feed me these chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

by bootytooch February 8, 2021

crotch chocolate

the result of eating a flake in the car

damn i have got crotch chocolate

by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010

Chocolate Kenny

When a white person falls for a black person

“Did you see George’s new girlfriend?” “The black girl, yeah. Bro took a chocolate Kenny”

by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024