Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

national bro day

national bro day is the best day in the world. when you are alone your bro will be there for you. national bro day is on the 30th October

ayyyy yooooo bro it’s national bro day

by stevewonder78 October 27, 2019

Smash bros brawl

The worst game in the super smash bros franchise for having shit mechanics like tripping, too floaty, and slow gameplay. It does have the best theme tho. Btw if you played mega knight you can suck My ass

“Wow smash bros brawl is really full of shit mechanics isn’t it”

by My ass October 3, 2020

aka bro

a usually very short Chinese person. aka bro is the perfect way to find your new Chinese friend.

aka bro! (short Chinese person appears).

by sallytheokplayer November 25, 2020

BrO YoUR HAckiNg

something a seven year old syas when they get mad in a game because they couldn't beat you.

7yr: BrO YoUr HaCkINg
some guy: It's called skills buddy.
7yr: gclaviqcubciluwg

by your local soup store July 21, 2022

Sarcastic Bro

Normie Facebook page, made by some indian guy. Thinks he's dank, but he's heaven for normies.

*some random gay shit*
Sarcastic Bro: THIS IS SO SAD, CAN WE GET FIFTY LIKES?

by Can we get 50 likes February 27, 2018

Bro-fro

Dan Humphrey. No explanation needed.

He wishes he had the style of Chuck Bass and the looks of Nate Archibald, but Dan Humphrey just has a bro-fro.

by xoxo, gossip girl 💋 December 28, 2018