beans

when someone is not attractive

He’s beans bro

by User1010230101 March 11, 2024

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021

Bean

A person that cannot be classified as a human being because they are more than that. They are amazing in every shape an form. Can also mean the opposite (:(

You are a bean to me.

by Harharheh March 21, 2019

Fucking Beans

The biggest piece of shit to ever be on this WORLD. Pure poison.

Why are you serving me those fucking beans? You know I hate those.

by HateBeans April 6, 2023

In the Bean

For an individual to be grounded or stuck in their home

Josh: Yo guys is anyone tryna hang after school
Kyle: Can’t, my mom found my weed and I’m in the bean

by GrannyTickler69 October 2, 2019

Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.

"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily

by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023

Crema de Salsa Beans

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025