John

A man who solicits prostitutes.

"I saw one of the working girls leave with her regular John."

by darkskyparadise888 April 28, 2023

LiL John John

The name of a king. If you find someone named LiL John John you have to get to know this person. You will never meet anyone like LiL John John.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT LIL JOHN JOHN. OMG, IT IS I NEED TO MAKE HIM/HER MY FRIEND.

by Dooki man November 1, 2022

Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned

Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy

Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!

by I<3mitski January 18, 2022

john sigma

john sigma is someone who is a mid level sigma. noun

Wow that man is a john sigma

by doge7439286 February 24, 2025

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The worst president ever, actually is in hell with Margaret thatcher.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy got assasinated for a reason

by Anttonedodeson March 2, 2025

John Dropskids

Current "name change", and part of their commitment, to transparency, and the terminology used at formerly known John Hopkins All Children's Hospital, who recently, lost a civil case, partially for dropping dropping lots of kids. A jury awarded $262 million dollars in damages, against above hospital. Maya Kowalski, 10 at the time, claimed she was falsely imprisoned and battered by the Medical Team at said hospital. The jury ruled against the hospital in 7/7 of the individual counts; which included dropping. They dropped names, they dropped children, and if the hospital had parents, they would be so disappointed in their behavior.

When is your predicted discharge date from JOHN DROPSKIDS?

by JAMMAL XY December 4, 2023