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opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.
I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.
by Snowchick December 13, 2017
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Foot job

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.
“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”
by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023
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Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues
"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"
by Goblinsanta January 5, 2021
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Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her teeth.
Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him Zerg Job yesterday??!
by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024
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Toon Job

A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008
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Boss job

A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.
“She went all out on me and even gave me the boss job, I won’t forget this one for a while.”
by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023
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Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.
Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."
by Star_Cute May 24, 2020
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