A guy that is always available for a girl when she can't find anyone else. (Like Netflix is for TV, when nothing else is on, watch a movie on Netflix that you've probably seen already and know the ending but watch it anyway.)
by Nondemo February 11, 2022
Get the Netflix Guymug. by hittler 34534 July 21, 2021
Get the Orion guy on discordmug. A bunch of white ass kids who think they are black. They are all high 24/7 and like to vape across from the local high school in subway. They wear the same clothes everyday and never shower. Outfits completed by those classic Air Force ones and Yankees hat. They make all their money from selling firebars and fire chew or sell overpriced weed they bought online. They like to use SoundCloud a lot and damn that hat hair is great.
by Guccigang1241 January 22, 2019
Get the CWood guysmug. Nour's future boyfriend
by LMAOIMSUPERCOOOl October 30, 2019
Get the Weird Guymug. Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
Get the FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)mug. It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. Eye shadow on a guy.
by Sinematik February 16, 2024
Get the Guy Shadowmug.