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Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.
Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car
by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025
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piss bang

Sex with a piss kink involving peeing on eachother after climax
Bro what happened to your sheets? Dude me and stacy totally piss banged
by pissshart May 23, 2021
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Piss poop

Mark: did you hear the game's cancelled tomorrow?
Dave: piss poop! I was really excited for that!
by notdominic May 15, 2021
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dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.
RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.
by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015
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epic piss

a very big pee break. ever drank two gallons of water and waited 5 hours to piss? that's when an epic piss happens.
damn bro my bladder boutta splode imma go take an epic piss real quick
by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021
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piss-ugly

So ugly it reminds you of piss. Could also refer to how they smell with the small of piss
Bob: Oh dude Stephanie is kinda hot
Jorge: Nah dude she's piss-ugly
Bob: You gay?
by pee pee 3 July 21, 2019
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evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018
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