Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023

bean magazine

- Female version of a spank bank
- A female saving a males photos to 'flick the bean' to

My friend Paige saved some DILFS gym photo and said she was saving it for her bean magazine.

"Ohhhhhh that's definitely going in the bean magazine!"

"What are you doing later? " "Might go for a swipe on tinder and add to the bean magazine"

by Pingupurp94 December 19, 2024

Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.

Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!

by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

bean souper

A term made in reference to a TikTok video that consisted of a bean soup recipe; comments were flooded with "what if i don't like bean soup?" and other questions that would make you think to yourself, "why don't they just make chicken noodle soup if they hate bean soup so much?"
The phrase refers to a person who subconsciously believes and acts like everything told to them must have some sort of relevance to them. Upon encountering information NOT meant to apply to them, bean soupers feel as if the material was targeted and act as if that is so.

sally: eeeek i'm so glad we get to go on that science field trip!! it's gonna be so fun
sarah: i don't even like science, the school should have done something actually fun
sarah is a bean souper, don't be like her

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 6, 2025

In beans

"On brand", as victimized by autocorrect.

"That's really 'in beans' for you, Zaid."
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021