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uh my god

when u walk down the hallway and someone says "can i get a o ya" which means a saying u say during any pain or anything tragically happening
by Ivan meijas September 27, 2017
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Sex god

by Batmanpayne m September 28, 2017
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god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."
Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017
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God church

A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone
by Dank Memes boiiiiiiiiiii October 4, 2017
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God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017
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God

something or someone that does not exist :), and pleople thinks that exist and he is powerful and he is going to punish them when they die
Person: I believe in god
Person 2 : He does not exist
by Giussepe June 13, 2017
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therapy god

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.
by The_hokage July 15, 2017
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