little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.

Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.

by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025

Little Fucking Mami

A valid tight booty girl who is really hot and needs a good railing because she is valid

Hey bro did you see that girl in Publix? She was a little fucking mami with that booty and body!

by Publixboy September 11, 2022

dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube November 30, 2022

Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM

Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

little brown stick

A symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 1: That object right there is a symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 2: Ah yes, a little brown stick.

by Thrympyr November 28, 2020

Little Ron

n. Although often gaining the best of marks, will never quite feel at ease around peers due to one's desire to impress. The pressure of feeling insufficient because of their subordinate past, it often leads to orbital type behaviour when their OODA loop is fragged; much like that of a jumbo jet in a holding pattern over Heathrow.

Have you seen what happened to the boss? The stress has caused him to Little Ron

by Jagu-warr October 19, 2015

silly little bean sprout

what raymond and connor call eli and klitz as a joke

raymond: “be right back you silly little bean sprouts”
eli: “ WHAT THE FUCK”

by lukewarm water July 29, 2022