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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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Blue King

Some annoying guy who has been plaguing discord servers everywhere. The living antonym of The GGG (Good Grammar Gang)
That dude has horrible grammar.”
“He must be a Blue King.”
by Michelangelo Was Here November 30, 2019
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god save the king

the fucked up remix of god save the queen, which was an amazing song by the sex pistols
god save the king, the fascist regime? wait, that doesn't go as well...
by eeee4444 November 24, 2022
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Goat troll/king troll

Non bias, likes dbz and is the best troller
Goat troll/king troll being a goat
by Zāddÿ February 21, 2021
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James fightme King

This name is given to only the most absolute units in all of the lands, if you see someone with this name you should turn the other way before he terminates your very being
OH SHIT YALL RUN FOR YA LIVES James fightme King FINNA SIT ON US
by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018
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King Flumerfelt

The master of orgasm. Blessed by the God's stone is written in his tongue and cock as he glides through the pussy of space!
Damn that guys king Flumerfelt!

That girl looks like she just had a Flumerfelt!
by Pussy samurai February 20, 2023
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