God

Abrahamic Definition: In Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, it is believed that an entity that calls himself "God" created the universe and everything in it, and that he is omnipotent and omniscient. Christians specifically believe that he appeared on earth as a human being named Jesus, also known as the "Incarnation". He is also believed by Christians to be the Messiah. Jews believe that Jesus was not the Messiah, and that the real one will eventually arrive on earth.

General Definition: Any powerful or omnipotent/omniscient being in mythology. Religions can vary from being monotheistic (Christianity, Islam, judaism, etc.), and polytheistic (Hindu, Egyptian, etc.).

1. Christians worship God every Sunday.

2. Thor is the god of thunder.

by Yamalith August 30, 2023

Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am

For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.

Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

ben the god

-a guy who is basically perfect
-can be a dick sometimes
-has blue eyes and blond hair
-looks almost perfect

-is a perfect lover and is very nice

-everyone loves him

Person 1:Oh look that guy over there he got bitches and money and everything he is a real Ben the god!
Person 2:Yeah and he still nice and heals people in Africa etc.!

by FelixHardschwänz3 December 31, 2016

Vivaswag God

The alpha male, ripped to the bones w a whale dick.

Harsh tries too hard to be a vivaswag God, tell him to calm his tits.

by VivaswatJha November 22, 2021

God

𝕴'𝖛𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝕬𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝕳𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖘 𝕺𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖄𝖊𝖙 𝕴 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖗 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙

I'm an Omni-God

by godfinance February 4, 2022

Double Anvil God

When the anvil god (www.transformice.com) on Map 62 or it's nightmode counterpart spawns itself again, randomly. (Sometimes due to lag.)

Mouse 1: Double.
Mouse 2: OH SHIT
Mouse 3: DOUBLE ANVIL GOD ALL ACROSS THE SKY

by Harumagedon December 18, 2010