Tickle Me Titties

An expression of surprise and disbelief.

Sometimes used in place of "Fuck me in the ass and call me Nancy".
Peter: Ey fellas, look who got outta lockup eerly!
Paddy: Well tickle me titties, its Peter!
Conor: Well what the feck are we waitin fer, lets get teh the pub!
by Patch Mcpatch February 16, 2012
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pic me up

The phrase used when a friend brings up an idea for an activity, allowing you to invite yourself and also not volunteer to drive.
Jimmy: Some in n out sounds good right now
CRAZY S0N: pic me up
KDIZZY: Pic me up
Sinistani: Pic me up
shrimpy: pic me up
by BowTieFrenchFry February 15, 2017
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The Game Adopt me!

Known as a game that only little children and perverted adults play
Hey, I really think. Let me play some of The Game Adopt me!

Hey you stupid bitch, The Game Adopt me! is garbage, this is why i had to take you to the E.R for brain damage you fuck.
by UJF October 10, 2020
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duck me in the abs

When your partner sits on your abs after a work out and farts and tries to make is sound like a duck quacking.
I was going to let Lori duck me in the abs but when Mike let Mary duck him in the abs, and she accidently shit on him. I decided to pass.
by Yobytsan February 13, 2018
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seeyay unblock me

when you want seeyay 5o unblock you, show them this
seeyay unblock me
by aspectminor August 17, 2022
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suck me cock

hey boii hows it goin

somebody suck me cock today my boii
by itsjapoii December 22, 2017
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Facebook told me

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.
James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me
by BlindRascal October 02, 2010
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