When a little kid gets skadooshed/bonked in the head with a soccer ball cuz they stood next to the goal when someone was shooting.
by ShrekChungus September 21, 2025
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When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.
Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”
Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”
Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”
Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”
Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.
by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025
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A damon moment is when you don’t think or use context clues before speaking
A damon moment is when you don’t think or use context clues before speaking
Roman: Yo i just got 100 on my math test
Jackson: Yo same i did too
Damon: Yoo what did u guys get on your math test
Roman & Jackson: that’s a damon moment
Damon: Huh
Jackson: Yo same i did too
Damon: Yoo what did u guys get on your math test
Roman & Jackson: that’s a damon moment
Damon: Huh
by wockseason October 22, 2025
Get the Damon moment mug.When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.
Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.
Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.
Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.
Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.
Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.
by Damonmoment October 26, 2025
Get the Damon moment mug.A fleeting segment within a morning radio broadcast, typically marked by spontaneity, humor, shock value, controversy, embarrassment, awkwardness, or compelling content, designed to captivate listeners and provoke discussion. Idiomatically, it signifies a memorable or entertaining experience that encapsulates the characteristics of morning radio culture.
by Noisy Jackets November 1, 2025
Get the morning radio show moment mug.Named after IQ 78 being the average IQ of Indonesian people, "IQ 78 moment" refers to the moments that showcase the inability for Indonesian people with an IQ of 78 to understand complex things or scientific concepts (and phenomena).
When my friend tried to explain quantum physics but just ended up confused, we all had an IQ 78 moment—sometimes complex ideas just fly over our heads!
by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
Get the IQ 78 moment mug.When someone, on an internet comment section, gets irrationally mad when a content creator says something innocuous, contorts it into a completely different sentence and takes it as a personal attack when it is, at worst, merely a difference in personal preference among members of the aforementioned group.
The classic "Do you pancakes? OH! SO YOU HATE WAFFLES!" blended with "No true Scot," sprinkled with selective hearing, wrapped in a paradox with a jealousy Aioli spread.
Clarification: The paradox in my example being this commentor who doesn't understand that a woman (the content creator) cannot have a "lived gay male experience" by definition.
The classic "Do you pancakes? OH! SO YOU HATE WAFFLES!" blended with "No true Scot," sprinkled with selective hearing, wrapped in a paradox with a jealousy Aioli spread.
Clarification: The paradox in my example being this commentor who doesn't understand that a woman (the content creator) cannot have a "lived gay male experience" by definition.
Tuber in video: "This event forced the internet to get woke about some uncomfortable questions."
Commentor1: "Before calling yourself woke, I suggest you do better research and think of others before you make statements that accuse gay male preferences of fetishes and domination, assume MOST muscle appreciation by men as sexual, and make statements not to your own experiences. I get young white westerners love to be famous on youtube but jesus enough with the philosophizing and generalizing (especially marginalized) populations without actual life experience."
Commentor2 in reply to Commentor1 : "Certified main character moment."
Commentor1: "Before calling yourself woke, I suggest you do better research and think of others before you make statements that accuse gay male preferences of fetishes and domination, assume MOST muscle appreciation by men as sexual, and make statements not to your own experiences. I get young white westerners love to be famous on youtube but jesus enough with the philosophizing and generalizing (especially marginalized) populations without actual life experience."
Commentor2 in reply to Commentor1 : "Certified main character moment."
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