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can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 8, 2021
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Good guy/bad guy

What anybody could be at any time from Lil Wayne to Donald Trump to Joe Biden (or Nancy Pelosi) anybody who's not 2 dimensional and on a TV screen, or in a video game could be a good guy and a bad guy at different times in their life. The question a lot of people are asking is not the one suggested to them that they ask (Is this guy/girl a nice guy/girl?) or (Was this guy/girl made to look like a nice guy/girl in the one YouTube video by the people filming it?) , but they're asking something more like Is this guy/girl a decent guy/girl most of the time when he/she has the option to be anything he/she wants to? or Does this guy/girl gravitate more toward trying to be evil and scary more often than not?
Good guy/bad guy in a movie, book, or video game is clear a lot of the time, since somebody watching/playing/reading will go by what the director/author wants to be the good guy or bad guy if they're not questioning what they're seeing/reading, but in real life, people are not 2 dimensional, and they're not stupid either, so it's not going to be obvious all the time whether a guy or girl is good or evil by nature.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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Bread guy

Breed guy is a fucking dumbass who mains banhammer, who the fuck does that like fr fr
AND HE'S ALSO MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!
Niko: Bread guy is so evil
Toast guy (me): so true oomfie, he edges to skibidi toilet
by Toastguy999 March 1, 2024
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Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.
Today I got to use the Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.
by Sigah April 16, 2020
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national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
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VH1 Guy

A VH1 Guy (or Girl) is one of those "famous" people from that network's list/retrospective shows whose name and face you never remember. Examples include Hal Sparks, Sherrod Small, Scott Ian, Alison Becker and the Sklar Brothers.

These Z-listers are most often comedians, but run the gamut of actors/actresses, athletes, musicians, reality show contestants and entertainment writers. Sometimes they are even part of the subject matter of the show itself.
"Yo, there's a... *squints* Jake... Fogelnest stand-up special in my Netflix recs. Who the hell is that?"
"Oh, he's a classic VH1 Guy. He was on that Greatest Hard Rock Songs show and talked about how 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour was the 69th-greatest HARD ROCK song ever for 5 seconds."
"Yeah, hard pass." *switches over to Rachel Quaintance podcast*
by send_me_dikdik_pics April 15, 2023
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Fall Guys

Some random ass obstacle course game that my cousins suck dick at
“Hey JaMarquintavious, wanna play Fall Guys
by SleepyViper69 July 6, 2022
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