Piss off perry

Used as a lighthearted insult

C’mon hurry up your always late. “ piss off perry “

by Pez22 May 25, 2019

aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .

Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again

by 96969 May 30, 2017

Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

by Therandomone February 4, 2018

Scandinavian shuck off

When three women from Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark attempt to shuck an ear of corn using only the lips of their pussy. A Scandinavian shuck off is a annual event at harvest festivals.

Hey, Oleg did ya see last year’s Scandinavian shuck off?

by Krunkuncle Hobart April 18, 2020

take the top off

To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig”

That pregame hit different. I think I need to just take the top off.

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

jerk off instructor

JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.

That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.

by Jinx Winchester October 17, 2020

Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011