1: A made up music genre. 2: A music genre that sucks(sorry emos its horrible music. And I like emos but there isn't one great band). 3: A subcoulture with guys and hot girls. They are so misunderstood.
by sage thunder April 14, 2010

a genre of mucis...
Im just kidding emos are little white faggots who cut them selfs to please ther god ghandi while complaining about how much they hate there life when there high mid class or realy wealthy.
Im just kidding emos are little white faggots who cut them selfs to please ther god ghandi while complaining about how much they hate there life when there high mid class or realy wealthy.
Emo conversation
Ben: yo my girl friend broke up with me..mom were did u put my nife?
Mom: its in your drawer sweetie.dont get your blood all over the caroet again
Ben: FUCK MOM stop telling me what to do!!!why dont u just kill me already!!!
Mom: sweetie did u take your meds?
Ben: yes mom
Mom: theres only 2 pills left...were are the other 20 of them
Ben: i tried to oberdose but i just cant die...
OH BEN hahahahahahha
Ben: yo my girl friend broke up with me..mom were did u put my nife?
Mom: its in your drawer sweetie.dont get your blood all over the caroet again
Ben: FUCK MOM stop telling me what to do!!!why dont u just kill me already!!!
Mom: sweetie did u take your meds?
Ben: yes mom
Mom: theres only 2 pills left...were are the other 20 of them
Ben: i tried to oberdose but i just cant die...
OH BEN hahahahahahha
by Slich potato May 8, 2016

Originally emo was just a slightly more emotional acoustic music (death cab for cutie).
It's now more like goths trying to be cute. With horid tutu's and choppy bangs.
Supposedly ironic with their morbid "cute" things.
It's Bad whiney music with beautiful boys and emotional/angry choruses. The girls all think they're bi, the boys wished they were half into girls.
It's now more like goths trying to be cute. With horid tutu's and choppy bangs.
Supposedly ironic with their morbid "cute" things.
It's Bad whiney music with beautiful boys and emotional/angry choruses. The girls all think they're bi, the boys wished they were half into girls.
person 1: Dude, did you hear the new Brittany Spears?
person 2: no man i was too busy listening to panic! at the disco at the mall. I stole some new leggings. Besides i don't like mainstream fads.
person 1: Dude...your such an emo
person 2: no man i was too busy listening to panic! at the disco at the mall. I stole some new leggings. Besides i don't like mainstream fads.
person 1: Dude...your such an emo
by spam pseudonym May 22, 2009

Weed Emo is a microgenre of Midwest Emo that emerged during the 2010s Emo Revival and popularized by the band Mom Jeans. Weed Emo is defined by its pop songwriting and structures while still retaining the unclean vocals, mathy guitars, and DIY production of Midwest Emo. Weed Emo also deals with lighter themes then most underground emo bands. Instead of writing about loneliness or depression, Weed Emo bands may write about romance and breakups, nostalgia, friendships, getting older, etc. Songs also commonly reference both geek and stoner culture (hence the name). Weed Emo is generally seen as a more mainstream friendly (or poseur depending on who you ask) offshoot of modern emo.
Jack: "Have you heard of the band Oolong?"
Wyatt: "Yeah. Not super into Weed Emo but they're alright. Better than Mom Jeans' newest stuff though."
Wyatt: "Yeah. Not super into Weed Emo but they're alright. Better than Mom Jeans' newest stuff though."
by MyPseudonymIsReallyCoolAndStuf March 22, 2024

Emo is when you wear black/dark clothes and uses these emojis 🥀🖤⛓ and they listen to rock music
by Daddy_nick January 3, 2022

by Anonomoosey123 May 6, 2025

The cousin to the Goths, the shy Emo is an interesting and not very well documented species as they tend to hide in their nests. What we do know about them, however, is that they came in many different subspecies that have their own way of living.
It is a miscommunication through what scientists theorized as a translation error that Emos are sad pieces of shit that self harm and wallow in self sorrow all the time, but this is far from the truth. Yes one of the subspecies do tend to self harm and have a higher suicide rate, but there's many others that have happy and healthy lifes and just tend to use the Emo lifestyle.
The sad fact is though, that the Emo population has decreased do to their habitats, band concerts such as My Chemical Romance, being taken away, or more commonly referred to as 'disbanded.' They still have some mating sites like Hot Topic and Panic! At the Disco, but that doesn't change their alarming population change. Scientists theorize that one of the reasons is do to the miscommunication stated above.
When finding a mate to add to their friend group, the Emos use a special mating call that usually sounds like this:
'When I was a young boy...'
'The groom's bride is a...'
'Can you save my heavydirtysoul...'
It is a miscommunication through what scientists theorized as a translation error that Emos are sad pieces of shit that self harm and wallow in self sorrow all the time, but this is far from the truth. Yes one of the subspecies do tend to self harm and have a higher suicide rate, but there's many others that have happy and healthy lifes and just tend to use the Emo lifestyle.
The sad fact is though, that the Emo population has decreased do to their habitats, band concerts such as My Chemical Romance, being taken away, or more commonly referred to as 'disbanded.' They still have some mating sites like Hot Topic and Panic! At the Disco, but that doesn't change their alarming population change. Scientists theorize that one of the reasons is do to the miscommunication stated above.
When finding a mate to add to their friend group, the Emos use a special mating call that usually sounds like this:
'When I was a young boy...'
'The groom's bride is a...'
'Can you save my heavydirtysoul...'
"I feel bad for my little girl. She hides in her room and listens to *whispers* emo. I think she might be self harming or even suicidal."
"You're kidding, right? Just because she plays Fall Out Boy and Panic! At-"
"And the Pilots and Chemical Romances."
"Twenty One Pilots and My Chemical Romance. But just because of her music choice or her clothing style doesn't mean shit. Even then, crying to sad music or movies or whatever can be a good and healthy outlet if she is sad or depressed."
"You're kidding, right? Just because she plays Fall Out Boy and Panic! At-"
"And the Pilots and Chemical Romances."
"Twenty One Pilots and My Chemical Romance. But just because of her music choice or her clothing style doesn't mean shit. Even then, crying to sad music or movies or whatever can be a good and healthy outlet if she is sad or depressed."
by DizzyandKoko September 12, 2020
