Kings Finger

A particularly large turd.

"Please excuse me, I have to go and lay a Kings Finger."

"Struggling to flush this Kings Finger."

by Duffpig94 May 6, 2023

KO King

Person who constantly falls asleep. Cannot stay awake more than a few hours, often sleeps for days/weeks at a time. Only wakes up to eat and moan. Sometimes due to alcohol but more common cause is just being a KO King

Look at him asleep over there, such a KO King

There Carl goes again, sleeping as usual! He's the KO King

The KO King just woke up

by The Mal May 12, 2013

king of old gen

Lulz was the best old get until he quit to do better things in his life

the king of old gen vanish when they needed him most

by Lulzxo October 27, 2021

king street brawlerz

melbourne and sydney based underground gang
started 1985 as a fighting crew but gathered numbers in the mid 90s and started doing various criminal activities from grand scale theft to murder

king street brawlerz for life

by kstbz January 7, 2010

King Kanute Syndrome

A suffer refuses to see the world has moved on , and through their own sense of entitlement believes things should only be the way they want them to be. i.e. If the tide shouldn't come in, then it shouldn't cos they say so ! Just like King Kanute.

Business changes, Pil thought it should work the way he and his company wanted, and refused to see the world had changed. He suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.
Henri decided that the court can only rule his/her way on child maintenance, the facts said different. Henri suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.

by The Count of Porkmeister July 5, 2019

SC King

Music talented, singer, kind, good listener, handsome, has a girlfriend

Feeling bored? Listen to SC King’s music. It will make you happier

by Clay Reasonable February 18, 2020

Co-Pay King

A man who pays just enough to avoid the
"freeloader" label, but expects 5-star domestic service in return. He's your partner in bills, but a
full-time dependent in vibes. Often spotted reclining with a game controller while asking,
"What's for dinner?"

"Girl, he Venmo'd $650 for half the rent and wants steak, sex, and admiration. That's a Co-Pay King."

by CCastillo April 22, 2025