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Urban dictionary is something that partially made me unholy and the bitch I am today like this if you agree .
Friend ,” hey look at this I found in the urban dictionary!”
Me ,” that ... Thing made me a bitch .... No.”
by Insert meme ..... December 30, 2020
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gods dictionary

Person 1: Hey, what does clanker mean?

Person 2: Look it up in gods dictionary.
by Bobby420Jimmy December 30, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
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Urban dictionary

You clicked on the wrong link probably... Meant to get to the home of urban dictionary but clicked the definition, what an idiot.
I'ma go check on urban dictionary my home place to roast people

Oh wait, I'ma idiot I didn't click on the first link.
by Ocaink Boi January 2, 2021
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the describing of someone new to ||Urban Dictionary|| who doesn't know how to properly use it
Person 1: Hey I just posted a family-friendly definition on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: urnew dictionary
by iExtensionClutch January 4, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Some stupid ass site for stupid ass people to write and read stupid ass shit.
by Damney January 5, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

What ur looking this up on right now... duh, like why would u even search that?!?!?!? ok i can't be talking cuz i've searched up the same thing so...
It's just Urban Dictionary (they forced me 2 write something here) >:(
by Ms. Starbucks January 5, 2021
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