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Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.
Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.
by packtober April 14, 2022
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Peanut butter Butthole

If you smear Peanut butter in that crevous of yours..boy you gotta stop. Ryans are usually the smearers and just love to put that nutter right in the butter.
by thebutterking April 19, 2022
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Butters

OMG I LOVE HIM BUTTERS IS THE SWEETEST MORE ADORABLE CHILD EVER I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM OMG IM GOING TO STEAL HIM
BUTTERS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER
by I wanna commit arson April 19, 2022
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Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.
(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.
by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022
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Sex butter

Sex butter is a type of butter that is when a women lactates onto a male penis And they have sex or so long that the breastmilk turns into butter and then they spread that on toast and then they have a awesome eggs.
by WavyZu November 2, 2021
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Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.
Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.
by Mikebe November 3, 2021
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bull butter

nicer southern way of saying "bull shit"
i dont believe you , i say its bull butter!
by redheadedsolochic November 6, 2021
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