Bean

Used to describe a person that is extremely unintelligent or if someone with the name of Michael says it he can call anyone it implying they are extremely unintelligent

You bean

by The One and Only Allah October 3, 2018

bean

bean is a describing mostly used for josh Godfrey

josh is a bean

by Fuck u 2 m8 November 3, 2018

Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017

J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.

J bean is a good boy

by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022