horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

Getting cake up

Meaning getting your money up

“In the back of my Bentley getting cake up “

by 999wrldyuh999 May 24, 2021

Patty Cake Sigma

Sex. Clappin' cheeks.

"What was that clapping sound coming from the bedroom?"

"Oh, we were just playing Patty Cake Sigma."

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2024

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Cake

FL lingo. Means to be flirtatious or sexually towards one another.

“Lil shawty tryna cake”
“Bruh caked up right now”
“Caking on the phone with this baddie”

“Tryna cake”

by SmileyShotIt June 4, 2022

Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020