james craig

savage boi who will truck yo ugly ass at football

dang thats a james craig!

by billlllllllyyyyyyyyy456 April 19, 2018

James

A wonderful dude. Great personality. Extremely athletic he is always is polite. He is the next Michael jordan. Also the next faze sway and shroud. Very determined amazing guy.
Definitely would rate 10/10.

Would recommend 😉

Did you hear about james
No

He is my micheal jordan

by I like llamass August 4, 2021

James stead

Will come to your house and touch your kids while trying to sell them magic cards

That guy jimmy saville is a real James stead

by bonsonage January 7, 2019

LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

Lebron James

The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.

Do you know who the goat is becuase it's definitely not lebron james

by Non- Bronsexual March 17, 2021

Little James Jizzer

When you take a trip to Epstein’s Island (Little James Island) and ejaculate on the building in the middle of the island

“Me and my boy took a trip to our birthplace and pulled a Little James Jizzer on my masters island”

by Appsych November 6, 2025

James Pouj

the type of guy that thinks his funny and tries all his power to make people laugh but is miserable and not funny while trying to succeed, god at minecraft on laptop.

your as funny as a James Pouj

by fatsochungus900 November 21, 2019