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Bottled Unicorn Farts

Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naiveté of renewable energy proponents.
Spain is going bankrupt attempting to replace oil and gas with bottled unicorn farts.
by Marcellus_vrw June 27, 2010
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Internet Fart Chair

Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.

The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.

Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.

Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
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Fart Bart

A major fart, potentially dangerous to the eye, that Bart Simpson ejects out of his ass.
Oh no! A Fart Bart. Ewww...
by Fish Boy o.o August 10, 2007
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george bush fart

When someone messes up terribly like a faggot.
Whew, that guy was such a george bush fart!
by farting dedede July 20, 2009
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fart in a hail storm

When somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on.
Tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.
by fart in a hailstorm August 4, 2009
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Back Crack Fart

When a person (friend, family member, crush, boyfriend, etc) cracks a person's back by having a person lying on their stomach. They have the person laying on their stomach breathe in and on their breath out they push upward while applying force to the back. In this moment, while breathing out, this person lets out a fart.
Wow, I can't believe she back crack farted when he cracked her back.
by Funnymaker13 March 9, 2015
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guinea pig fart

Vaginal flatulence that is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, the sound is comparable to a wet fart, emitting a foul smell.
And then she let out a guinea pig fart and it was her pussy screaming that it was dying!
by Jaybird3284 June 17, 2018
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