When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
Get the Chocolate skid markmug. by fukurdog October 10, 2019
Get the chocolate paintjobmug. When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013
Get the Chocolate Reindeermug. When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.
Is that why my sheets were brown?
Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019
Get the Chocolate Fountainmug. by Fogly September 27, 2017
Get the purified chocolatemug. When you're eating a girl out during 69 and a slight movement loosens and drops a few pieces of butt crust into your mouth while you are devouring that pink taco
Damn Bro I was eating this girl out and she didn't wipe the night before so you already know I got a taste of that chocolate chip taco
by MrDooTheDash September 27, 2022
Get the Chocolate Chip Tacomug. by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
Get the gone off chocolatemug.