Cake

A snake and a cat that were patched together!

Dude 1: "Hey man did you see the new animal"?
Dude 2: "Yeah! The cake?"

by queen biscuit December 15, 2022

Cake

Show me the cake

Show me the cake

by May 14, 2021

Lion cake

A person who eats zebra cakes.

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 18, 2020

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 09, 2021

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023

fairy cake

A pet name.

Come here you gorgeous fairy cake!

by jacomago October 06, 2014

cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.

"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019