Cake

Kilogramme of Cocaine

“I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cake.”

by Souslinferno January 20, 2021

prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums

Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.

by Sunsweet October 19, 2010

Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Cup cakes

Small sweet tits that taste like heaven

Yo I was wit dis bitch last night she had some bomb ass cup cakes

by SheckyTheBookie February 5, 2015

cake

Gen Z slang for math

“Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”

by jakwjdjkfkrkek September 12, 2023

Chimney Cake From Siófok

You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.

- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.

by Confectioner420 August 21, 2018