i owned you

Term largely used on internet gaming such as 'halo 2'. Means that you killed them and now you own their body and their pride.

i just rocketed you man, i owned you!
or
i got owned by some guy with a sniper rifle.

by halo 2 guy September 3, 2005

I Love You, But

The phrase someone close to you says before they point out a flaw, something you did or are currently doing wrong, a mistake you made, something embarrassing, or something just flat out mean. This phrase is mostly used by parents and spouses, not so much by close friends and non-immediate family members.

Example 1

Mom: Jerry, you know I love you, but you did a really shitty job at sweeping the kitchen floor.

Jerry: Ugh you always say that before you yell at me for something stupid.

Dad: Allan, you know I love you, but that haircut you got today makes you look very homosexual.

Allan: Wow thanks.

by patriotsaaron0218 February 18, 2011

you hear me

Usually with people say after they tell someone something

If you leave out, close the door behind you, you hear me?

by thequelz October 17, 2013

Run a train on you

When a female allows multiple men to take turns having sex with her.

Hey bitch get ready because we are gonna run a train on you!

by Buckeye9161 October 2, 2016

What are you doing?

Said when your bored and you want to talk with someone who is also bored, filler.

What are you doing?
Nothing

What are you doing?
Women

by Cheez March 22, 2003

i'll call you

Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'

Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.

After the end of a lousy date, Chandler said to Joanna, "I'll call you," even though he had no intention of calling her.

by Linda Harper August 15, 2004

you slay me

The phrase "You slay me" is slang and it means to overwhelm, as with laughter or love.

It is used in response to something funny someone has said or done.

person 1 says or does something funny.
person 2 in response can only sum up the amazing funniness that has occured with the phrase "you slay me," signifying total appreciation of the funny event and deeming it hilarious and worthy of acknowledgement.

by hownowbrowncow00 February 24, 2011