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Urban Dictionary

Has crazy-ass definitions that are actually very on point.

There are names, dates, slang words, real words, fake words. etc.
by your depression June 12, 2020
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Urban Dictionary is like Pornhub but without the imagery and with text instead with the Twitter like feeling for some reason
Urban Dictionary is so inappropriate I can't believe I was looking at it when I was only 11 in 2021 and didn't learn any sex jokes
by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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A website people use to find definitions of sex when they are horny
You...hey im vvv horny im gonna go on urban dictionary
by amazeballsssss May 24, 2015
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The Urban Dictionary

The og of all dictionaries. Words used by men of culture, memers, weebs, depressed people, introverts, teens are contained in here. The website you are on right now is the Urban Dictionary. It was made for finding the definitions of words that are unknowned to boomers, millenials, the dicitonary itself. It is a place for words that were made by God himself to reside. This dictionary is mostly used by teens who are in a 'phase'.
Teacher: "you may use a dictionary to find the definitions for the words on the board."

Kid 1: "why not use the urban Dictionary?"

Teacher: *sweating intensifies*

Class: *stares at teacher*
by SomeRandomOtaku October 6, 2020
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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this site... yes this one... THE ONE YOUR ON DUMBASS
im going to look up the Slovakian traffic cone on urban dictionary even though jeff said i shouldnt
by fakename333442255385 November 30, 2022
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