impulse fucking

n. a spur of the moment mutual decision to engage in sexual relations between people who just met

I walked into the bar. I saw her. She saw me. We ran outside and grabbed a cab. Classic impulse fucking.

by Iscariot October 26, 2004

FUCK CANADA

Phrase;
Most commonly used in reply when someone begins touting why Canada is so great.

Socialist: "We should adopt Canada's gun laws in the US"

Me: "Fuck Canada, I enjoy my freedom."

Socialist: "Canada has totally free health care!"

Me: "Fuck Canada, they take it out of your taxes just like we do social security. Not to mention...you get what you pay for."

by VigoNox May 4, 2009

Cluster Fuck

Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.

When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.

by alllwant April 21, 2005

Bottle Fucking

The Act of a Bottle (Preferably a Beer Bottle or Wine Bottle) inserted into one's vagina or anus.

Peter "Can i stick a bottle in you?"
Paige "Ok, i will enjoy that"
Peter "It might not fit in, your tight as fuck"
Paige "Oh i fucking know that shit"
Peter "I Love Bottle Fucking :)"

by Morson July 29, 2009

poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick

i had a serious poop fuck last night

by CJ Westlu August 3, 2007

Titty Fuck

To stick your dick in between a chicks tits and thrust, preferrably with the head in her mouth also, then cum all over her lips

I titty fucked the shit out of that bitch!

by Chimichangaaah January 12, 2009

Knife Fuck

To use a big knife to stab the shit out of someone's asshole or cunt.

DuckyBubbles05 is an insolent bitch, so now I gotta knife fuck her

by Black Artemis November 30, 2004