When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
by Beiznxueosnxyeib November 21, 2018
When you skeet so much your balls shrivel up into your stomach and you can no longer walk ( T jizzy )
by huckle berry February 19, 2025
computer: *actually loads something* person: *gives the computer a high five* computer: t ttttynih3rd tnyc
by hteytehtyehtyeht January 21, 2021
Blue T-Days are the two days in the week that start with "T" as in Tuesday and Thursday, those are the days you wear blue underwear or panties.
Girl:"What is today???"
Guy:"Hold on let me check." *glances down at their underwear real quick* "Tuesday or Thursday."
Girl:"Blue T-Days?"
Guy:"Yep."
Girl:"Oh."
Guy:"Hold on let me check." *glances down at their underwear real quick* "Tuesday or Thursday."
Girl:"Blue T-Days?"
Guy:"Yep."
Girl:"Oh."
by Dalyena September 10, 2015
An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.
Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.
by Laujee May 16, 2025
N&T,ocd is numbers and tapping ocd, when u have to tap something a certain amount of times or for a certain amount of time. U can feel stressed and annoyed or relived. Relived being I have the power to fix things to make sure ppl won't get hurt but it is really just all in your head. Stressed and annoyed being having to tap for a certain time or until u count up to a certain number a lucky number and u try to avoid unlucky numbers. Also when u try to avoid doing this u may feel like something bad is going to happen and it all depends on u to make sure it doesn't. It may feel like the worst thing in the world but u will eventually get use to this. Sometimes the reason this happens is because you are worried that someone will get hurt or someone may die or anything that u are scared of happing.
N,t,ocd is, Numbers and tapping ocd is when u have to tap something for a certain amount of time or until u count to a certain number this mainly happens to ppl because the are worried or stressed about something.
by Molly.b December 31, 2020