National geebag day

9th of July is a day of celebration for all the geebags out there

Peter:do ye know what you are
Suzanna:what am I
Peter:a right geebag

Suzanna:oh my goodness

Peter:happy national geebag day

by Kavanator July 8, 2022

National send nudes day

National Send Nudes Day
July 11 is the day you send nudes to someone you trust and feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day! *sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

National send nudes day is a day to cheer up a friend a day to entice and arouse a significant other or someone your perusing or for kicks and giggles

by Dr. Randy Camel July 11, 2022

national denver appreciation day

a day appreciating denver, one of the best people on our planet. he helps ALL of society.

“yo dude! it’s national denver appreciation day!”
“NO FUCKING WAY BRO IM DENVER NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER SO I CAN FUCK YOU”

by dxnver July 11, 2022

National bf day

In this day all gf must buy gifts for their bf

National bf day: Buy them nice shoes and cloths

by Koko writer July 13, 2022

National sex day

22nd July
A wonderful opportunity to have sex with your partner and cuddle or kiss after!;)

- guess what day it is!?
- uhh, 22nd?
- well yes dummy, it's also the national sex day!;D

by ZemaitejsKefyrs July 18, 2022

National sex day

A day you and your bf/gf have the best sex on July 19th

Girl: babe!!! Today is July 19th
Boy: hell ya baby national sex day

by Chickenbutt5678 July 19, 2022

National Swordfish Day

Celebrated on the 15th of July and you have to give your friend a swordfish(drawing).

Person 1: Dude here, it's National Swordfish Day!

Person 2: Wow thanks! a drawing of a swordfish!!

by Notgaymat July 19, 2022