Dick Pic

Something guys should avoid unless they're well-endowed and have aesthetically pleasing looking junk.

While you should wait to get the green light from women so it's not unsolicited, but make sure it's big enough and not ugly looking before sending a dick pic

by FartSmeller April 12, 2021

Dick Jumprope

A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope

You called me an asshole? Well you're a dick jumprope

by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 16, 2009

dick slayed

When someone with a dick was pleasured so good that the person is just completely blown away.

She totally dick slayed him last night.

by honeybuns808 December 20, 2009

Dick Load

How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.

Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.

by Newyawk April 29, 2011

Jerry Dick

A surprisingly hung uncle or male family member.

I walked in on uncle Matt, and I cannot make eye contact with him after seeing his Jerry Dick.

by K-Dawg5000 December 18, 2010

rollover dick

when you dick a girl and then decide not too before you finish or even get into it and just rollover like nothing happened

I totally rollover dicked that girl, she wasn't good enough i sobered up the moment my dick hit her pussy lips.

by jdlhnf December 20, 2010

Dick Swagger

swagging your dick side to side in front of your significant other to attract sexual attention

As i walked into the bathroom i did a little dick swagger for my wife while she got out of the shower....

by FPLMD October 19, 2010