Chili Cheese Dog

A variation of the chili dog. As most people know, the chili dog is when the man shits on the women's chest and then titty fucks her. The dick of course is the hotdog, the tits are the buns and the shit is the chili. The cheese is added when an unwashed and uncircumcized man is doing the fucking. His dick cheese, or schmegma, provides the perfect topping.

"I haven't washed by dick in days. There is so much cheese down there I think me and the missus will have a chili cheese dog tonight."

by The Fresh Prinz March 26, 2009

spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010

broccoli and cheese soup

a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious..usually served with crackers and cheese.

i like to eat broccoli and cheese soup after school.

by leslie lovely looks May 5, 2009

ultimate minge cheese

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.

"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

string cheese stem

Occurs when you recieve extremly wet weed, when you try to break it up the stem is so wet that it peels off when you try to break up your weed.

That douche wetted down his weed, it has a serious case of string cheese stem.

by j. bisow April 9, 2008

spicy cheese wheel

it's when you dip your cheese wheel chode into hot sauce and give a girl anal.

"dude i tried the spicy cheese wheel and man my dick was on fire!!!"

by xotaylorxo1010 March 26, 2009

Chili Cheese Cannon

The process of convincing your girl to take it in the backpussy after feeding her a massive chili dinner just hours beforehand. ***TIP ALERT: ADD LAXATIVES TO THE DIP AND GET EXTRA GOODS ON THE TIP** As you begin to "do the poo," sneak as many sticks of stringcheese as you can up in thurr. As the night is "cumming" to a "climax", stand the gentlelady up and bend her over. While putting force on her abdoment, instruct the female to apply pressure to the backpussy and similtaenously pull your schlong-johnson out after a particularly violent thrust. Stand to the side and watch the guns roars! "But thats more of a shotgun blast than a cannon shot" you say, but let me reinforce the application of stringcheese sticks, which will launch upwards of 10 feet upon ejaction.

Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"

Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."

Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) le face face December 7, 2012