the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.
"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."
by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020
Get the Zoom Friday mug.When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
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by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Zoom could be when you "zoom in the screen" which means you get a image closer or more but Zoom is also an meeting app wich destroyed many student's and teacher's lives.
X:Hi, wanna come to the park later?
Y:Sorry, I can't, I have a Zoom meeting later and I need to get ready
X:How are Zoom classes?
Teacher:I hate them,the students can't understand that much.
Y:Sorry, I can't, I have a Zoom meeting later and I need to get ready
X:How are Zoom classes?
Teacher:I hate them,the students can't understand that much.
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 November 2, 2020
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