zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

zoomed

fatigued, exhausted

After a full day of staring at a computer screen, I was so zoomed. I couldn't keep my eyelids open.

I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.

by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020

Zoom

An app that allows you to call others

The calling my friend on ZOOm

by TIKTOCISBAD19 September 13, 2020

ambulatory zoom

When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.

John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!

by looart September 24, 2018

/Zoom

When people are constantly repeating the same word and won’t stop even when you tell them to.

“Oh my gosh Tom won’t stop /zooming me.”

“Ugh, I hate it when people /Zoom me.”

by Wolfthunder550 May 2, 2018