Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.

I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.

by Newlingophile August 19, 2020

Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020

Zoom

Zoom could be when you "zoom in the screen" which means you get a image closer or more but Zoom is also an meeting app wich destroyed many student's and teacher's lives.

X:Hi, wanna come to the park later?
Y:Sorry, I can't, I have a Zoom meeting later and I need to get ready

X:How are Zoom classes?
Teacher:I hate them,the students can't understand that much.

by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 November 2, 2020

Zoom

Another round

I will mop the floor again, I have to do another zoom.

by Outsideworld December 31, 2023

Zoom

Everyone’s “favorite” online conference room

Person 1: I got zoom on 1 pm
Person 2: me too

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

Zoom

most pathetic app ever created, even worse when pronounced by boomers

Boomer: We're gonna go on zOoM for class, so "SeE Ya" there!

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020