Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

/Zoom

When people are constantly repeating the same word and won’t stop even when you tell them to.

“Oh my gosh Tom won’t stop /zooming me.”

“Ugh, I hate it when people /Zoom me.”

by Wolfthunder550 January 12, 2018

/zoom

Basically, in the December of 2017 Jacksepticeye created the STC stream and Overnight watch which caused the world to create two shifts (the American and the European) basically during these shifts people thought commands might work so they started typing /ZOOM and it became a meme.

"Maybe you should /ZOOM in on something."
or just
"/Zoom Kitchen"

by someone.on.the.internet January 01, 2018

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by October 21, 2020

Zoom to zoom

A condition where one's schedule is full of back-to-back with web conference call

My schedule is zoom to zoom today.

by tangyslice May 12, 2020

Abdob Zoom

When a person plays cs:go and he doublezooms with the awp and walks around like that.

Why the fuck are you double zoomed in man??

Its called the Abdob Zoom you retard!!

by Strutsen78 February 06, 2017

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 02, 2021