Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023

Zoo wee mama

A victory cry that is used after you did something atrocious such as mass genocide

Hitler said "Zoo wee mama" After sending 6 million jews to God's PO box

by Forsakened Sins January 2, 2022

Zoo

Middle schoolers in 9th hour

There's a Zoo of ugly creatures in here

by MushroomMoe November 11, 2021

boobie zoo

the strip club

let's black out and go to the boobie zoo

by lil kid fucker April 30, 2024

The Poormans Zoo

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

by Clamchester June 22, 2020

zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.

zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.

by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011