by OscarOnTop February 20, 2023

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022

The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.
Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies
by Timblover69 May 13, 2018

by Jobu14 November 25, 2005

Situation 1:
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

by ilovemilfs23 January 22, 2021
