sumo wrestling

2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other

sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."

by ZATAZGO May 4, 2020

beaver wrestle

When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.

Yo dude you see that porn clip of those two chics? They really know how to beaver wrestle.

by "MADMAN" September 5, 2021

Wrestle

Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'

Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 1, 2024

Ro-Wrestling

something really useless

Person 1: What you doing on weekends?
Person 2: I do Ro-Wrestling!
Person 1: That's why I barely talk to you

by raddan November 21, 2023

Throat Wrestling

The act of a woman taking a man's penis into her mouth and down the throat.

Dude that chick at the party took me back to her place and engaged in some major throat wrestling with my dick!

by FUBAR2011 June 10, 2011

Folk-Style Wrestling

Hardest thing you´ll do in your life you will puke and run laps it is full of sweaty unsanitary bois so you will most likely get a disease if you dont do good drop down and give me 50 pushups

Folk-style wrestling is impossible!

by Thatonerat1e342132 January 21, 2021

Snow Wrestling

When two people are wrestling, and the man is hit in a spot that makes him jizz, while they continue to wrestle

what were you and Dave doing last night?

oh we were snow wrestling. the cleanup sucked.

by NotSCT2016 November 3, 2021