fuck knob

a dumb person or someone you cant stand

bob is a fuck knob he talks too much

by wes elliott January 22, 2008

Knob Head

A mainly British word to describe someone as idiotic or a dick, usually referring to the top of a penis, a synonym would be a Bell End.

"Why're you such a knob head you little cunt, little fuckin' snake."

by JewishMongrel October 29, 2018

door knob

a little thing to open the door with

twist the door knob to open the door.

by joannaj January 29, 2008

knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

Knob knockers

A simple game for men in which they place each hand at opposite sides of their navel area, and bat their penis back and forth in succession in order to get as many knocks as possible. In order for competitive play, one hand can be substituted for another persons hand.

Lets play knob knockers Will, for it's a grand game!

by clydeplayer May 17, 2011

Knob Gobbler

Usually a person who just loves to go out on the weekend, or even during the week sometimes, and just suck a dick. Peferably should be a female but if a male hes a super Knob Gobbler.

Dantrell "dude did you see darnisa this weekend?"

You "nope, but i heard she was off being a Knob Gobbler again at a party."

by Tspur99 May 20, 2010

Knob gobblin

An ugly woman who gobles on knobs

Eze stop being a knob gobblin

by Fuzz0008 March 4, 2010