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I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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One Without

Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle. Where you get 1 sausage sanga without onions.
Hi, I'd like one without please.
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Ben without his pen

1.) Similiar to something being “Cold” or “Tragic.” In order for something, someone or a situation to be deemed as ‘Ben without his Pen’ something or someone must find themselves or be in a terribly miserable state of stagnation in which they or the thing is experiencing an ungodly horrific amount of sadness.

Origin.)
A 21 year old artist by the name of Ben expresses himself through drawing and creating artwork in his sketchbook. Though, if Ben is without his pen and bares only his sketchbook, he is as blank as the unfilled pages within, he is miserable.
Ben Without His Pen:

1.) Similiar to something being “Cold” or “Tragic.” In order for something, someone or a situation to be deemed as ‘Ben without his Pen’ something or someone must find themselves or be in a terribly miserable state of stagnation in which they or the thing is experiencing an ungodly horrific amount of sadness.

Origin.)
A 21 year old artist by the name of Ben expresses himself through drawing and creating artwork in his sketchbook. Though, if Ben is without his pen and bares only his sketchbook, he is as blank as the unfilled pages within, he is miserable.

1.
A: Yo Israel is bombing the shit out of Palestine dude

B: Yeah those Palestinians really be Ben’s without Pens on gawd.

A: Shits Tragic bruh

2.
A: D.J’s girl really broke up with him and took everything

B: Damn… Dj must be Ben without his pen right now

A: Must be? Nah He is dawg
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without kinship

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant. Except in the case of the child-in-law's parent, who is the co-parent-in-law.
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Absence of any type of kinship.
by Zabombini October 6, 2024
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25 without the 2

Someone: How old is GeorgeNotFound?
Almost every DSMP fan/stan: Gogy is 25 without the 2.
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without pants

a fat man who sweats a lot playing video games naked, somtimes putting frozen burritos under his man titties to cool down
Fat Gerry was pulling a classic without pants move last night, fat ass was sweating buckets just trying to walk to the restroom to take a shit
by DIRTY MIKE 8787 October 2, 2015
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