Vanessa

Someone who seems beautiful, pretty, smart, funny, and just all around perfect. But what you don't see is how she treats your friends. She'll smirk at them when you glance away, because she knows your friends know they're choosing her instead. She seems like the perfect soulmate... but your friends fear for your soon broken heart.

"Did you see Jake with Vanessa today?"
'Yeah, I feel terrible. She smirked at me when he looked away... like she was trying to tell me she won.'
"I know, right? Just the other day I saw him laughing with her... I'm worried she's gonna end up breaking his heart."

by SweaterSyd January 24, 2015

Vanessa

Lovely girl, Fun to be around, a little kooky, loves to eat, lacks common sense, shady, annoying.

That girl is a Vanessa

by AbwuqiNaba April 15, 2015

Vanessa

A female who gets dragged by Michael

Vanessa always getting dragged by Michael

by Beaaxgg June 1, 2018

Vanessa

A complete Whore and ass. The devil in the shape of a 8th grade girl. Hoe

Ugh she is such a Vanessa because she has dated 20 boys

by starpooper1215 November 26, 2018

Vanessa

Thinks that just because she has curly hair she is the shit. Her only friend is her dog. She is really mean to boys and really has a problem with personal hygiene.

Dude go take a shit. You smell like a Vanessa!

by DJScorn July 31, 2012

vanessa filiatrault

Dirty greese monkey also known as a whore who can't get some from her very own boyfriend.

Grandma, it's vanessa filiatrault, can you come bring me my chapstick?

by lawlocopter4388 August 26, 2010

Vanessa

An easily aggravated women who is addicted to her phone and never pays attention to what anyone says. A Vanessa usually is 38 and is a crazy brown headed old hag. She’s a real booty hole

“Ugh my mom Vanessa never listens to what I say it’s like I’m talking to a wall”

by donthatemebcitstrue December 10, 2018