Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

two minute justin

Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.

Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...

by JTFan4u June 15, 2009

two backed beast

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.

"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'

by keifermail August 22, 2008

two in the pink, one in the stink

a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.

Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.

by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007

two tugs on a roosack

An Australian saying introduced late 2000's, derived from a reasonably well known saying from across the ditch: "two shakes of a lambs tail".

Used as a measure of time - in the not too distant future.

Mate 1: You got a minit mate?
Mate 2: True blue mate, I'll be there in two tugs on a roosack mate.

by TrueBlueOcca February 8, 2010

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004