J.R. Tucker High School

A school in which cool kids only consist of both rich asian and white kids. Blacks especially loud girls are generally looked down upon and are almost never seen hanging out with the whites and asians. But there are a few selected black kids that are "in". The white boys are usually west end boys who wear khakis with lanyards hanging out of their pockets and tshirts from their favorite colleges and teams or polos. The asian boys wear jeans and khakis and some sort of name brand shirt or polos. The loud obnoxious black kids tend to go ham and wear some crazy shit like rocawear, baby phat, southpole, and shooters. The football team sucks as crap but the entire team thinks theyre so cool walking around school when theyve barely won any games.

A usual conversation between kids at J.R. Tucker High School:

white kid 1: are you going to hilary's bonfire tonight?
asian kid 1: yeah. are you guys?
white kid 2: yup. we're going.
black girl 1: aaaaaawwwwww heeeellll naaaw!
black girl 2: wwwtttfff is this????
black girl 3: yall emburrrassing me forreal.
white kid 1: (mumbles under this breath) oh no. stupid loud black girls. lets walk away.
asian kid 1: im with you on that.

by lollolimlaughing July 3, 2011

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 14, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

Tucker

Tucker has everything you could want in someone. Hes handsome, very athletic, shy, but if your close to him he's super nice and outgoing. He also is a little bit of a player, but when he falls for a girl, he falls HARD. Very amazing friend, always eager to hang out, and do daring, but fun stuff. Great lover and friend, dont let him go, you will regret it.

Samantha: Tucker is so hot!
Hazel: Ikr you should totally date him!

by jnek fkjgnbem January 24, 2022

Tucker

in the olden' days, tuckers were shunned from society. Now, we acknowledege tuckers, and their right to tuck. What do they tuck you ask? I think we know... go team!

I saw a tucker in the bathroom the other day. Now I feel as if I should be tucking myself underneath"

by sabooboo the great April 16, 2024

Tucker

Tucker is a very well rounded man. All the girls want him but he only cares for one girl. He is very strong, handsome, smart, athletic, and the kindest man you will ever meet. He knows how to treat a woman right. -L

"oh-my-god do you see jimin over there? He is such a Tucker."

by llucyy22116 January 27, 2018

Tucker sultz

that one kid who is a total dumb ass and every one either is friends with or hates

That tucker sultz kid is a real dumb ass

by NightsOfTerror January 4, 2022